A cartoon with five panels. 
First panel: A man in bed saying "The time has come to quit qoofing off and take charge of my life and get some work done!!" 
Second panel: Same man, wearing pajamas, thinks, "Today is the day I exert my will and take control of my life and start acting like a responsible adult!!!"
Third panel: The same man is tying his shoes, thinking, "I a the captain of my soul--the master of my fate!!" 
Fourth panel: same man dribbling a basketball, thinking "get to work!! get to work!!! get to work!!!!" 
Fifth panel: "I got plenty of Will power...trouble is I have too much won't power!!"

Ace Backwords is a homeless writer and artist who lives in Berkeley, California. You can find more writing on his blog.